He is My Slither of Sunshine (full version)

 

START FLASHFORWARD. 

INT. COURT ROOM. DAY 

The last few people file into the courtroom and take their seats with BAILEY and MILO sitting adjacent from VINCENT at the front. 

JUDGE WILLOW 

All rise! 

(Everyone stands to show their respect.) 

JUDGE WILLOW 

Alright thank you, be seated. 

BAILEY is sitting uncomfortably in her seat in the courtroom next to MILO, who is standing on his chair staring angrily at VINCENT.

BAILEY (V.O.) 

How did I let this happen to me? Of course life finally gives me an opportunity after failing me for years. And I leap at it, like a pathetic little mouse. All I wanted was to provide for Milo, stupid, stupid, stupid come on Bailey!–I bet you’re wondering what this is all about? This conniving lowlife, me, and my kid in this court, completely unknowing of the future outcome. All of this is a result of one       unfortunate morning.

END FLASHFORWARD

INT. MENTIROSO CAFE. DAY

(BAILEY reaches into her cardigan pocket and pulls out a small slip with a phone number on it. A car wash company answers the phone.)

BAILEY

(On the phone)

Hello? Yes, thank you I’m calling to–

VINCENT

(On the phone)

Well figure it out–and do it soon! You can’t just wait around for opportunities to come smack you in the face that’s how you lose your place in this world!

VINCENT (knocks several chairs as he beelines for the door. Along the way he bumps into BAILEY, causing her phone to go flying across the floor.)

BAILEY 

My phone! Hey, watch where you’re going! 

VINCENT (turns around to face BAILEY), (his face stained with rage.) 

VINCENT 

            (Furiously)

Excuse me? Do you know who you are speaking to? 

BAILEY

I think I’m speaking to the a**hole who has no   spatial awareness!

VINCENT (turns around to face BAILEY), his face stained with rage.

BAILEY 

You’re Vincent Thorne…no way, I’m dreaming. I have to be–(BAILEY pinches her arm), (coming to the realization that what she is seeing is really happening.) 

BAILEY 

I apologize for snapping out on you–please forget everything I just said, I’m Bailey, I love your books they’re so inspiring, I use them as reference for my own! 

VINCENT smiles wickedly.  (Vincent seems to have calmed down after taking a closer look at BAILEY’S face.)

VINCENT 

Well, I’m so honored to have such a big fan. I suppose I can accept your apology.

BAILEY

(murmuring to herself)

Stay calm Bailey, I repeat stay calm, natural,   cool, take a breath. You do NOT want to come off as one of THOSE fangirls.

(VINCENT picks up BAILEY’S phone, returning it to her.)

BAILEY 

Thanks, uh it’s been a real pleasure meeting you Vincent, sir–.I know you’ve probably got a lot going on right now–wouldn’t wanna keep you too long. (nervously) Ahh–I’m gonna go grab a coffee, it’s been a  busy morning you know? 

VINCENT 

(laughing) Do I ever! I wish you luck on your journey. 

BAILEY smiles, before finding her way into the line. VINCENT is about to leave when he catches a glimpse of the story BAILEY refused to delete. His interest peaked,  and he is very intrigued. BAILEY returns with a coffee in hand, shocked that he didn’t leave yet. 

VINCENT 

(he reads page 1)(intrigued) I must say this story of yours is quite interesting. 

BAILEY 

Oh it’s nothing really– 

VINCENT 

Nonsense! An intelligent young rose such as yourself needs a strong environment to flourish in. 

BAILEY 

(sighs) 

If only that environment wasn’t in fairytale land.

VINCENT 

Fairytale hm? Well, would it be too unrealistic for me to invite you to work with me on my team? 

BAILEY 

(voice cracking as she speaks) 

Are you sure? I mean-I might mess up–or–but–I would be absolutely honored to work with such a  big star. 

VINCENT 

I’m sure…Bailey 

BAILEY 

Oh thank you so much! You have no idea what this means to me! 

VINCENT 

Oh I think I might. 

BAILEY grabs his hand with both of hers aggressively shaking his. 

VINCENT 

Let’s meet up here on Wednesday at noon? 

BAILEY 

Yes, Wednesday works great.

MUSIC UP: The Cure, “Just Like Heaven” 

MONTAGE Of: THE PROGRESSION BETWEEN BAILEY’S & VINCENT’S    RELATIONSHIP 

BAILEY and VINCENT at a table working through the book each week. They get closer, sharing laughs and various pastries and seasonal drinks together. 

VINCENT’s chair inches closer towards hers with each new clip. In some of the clips, they are seen hanging outside together. 

In another clip VINCENT tries to move his hand closer to BAILEY’S, but BAILEY moves away to write something oblivious to the action.

              

 ACT II

EXT. OUTSIDE MENTIROSO CAFE. DAY

MILO

Why are we stopping here? I thought we were going home.

BAILEY

Mama has to finish up some details on her new book.

MILO

Ooh!

INT. MENTIROSO CAFE. DAY

VINCENT is inside with his computer booted up, sitting at the round table they always sit at.

BAILEY

Milo meet Vincent! He’s the man making all this possible for both of our dreams honey.

MILO stares blankly at him.

BAILEY

Uh–well, Vincent, meet my son, Milo, once he

gets to know you, he’s quite the chatterbox.

VINCENT

It’s a pleasure to finally meet you young man.

MILO

Can’t say the same about you, bub.

BAILEY shoots MILO a hostile look.

BAILEY

Milo be kind! Sorry Vincent, he’s always had a bit of a cynical approach to meeting new people.

VINCENT

It’s alright no harm done, cynical mindsets are required in this day and age, and to be quite honest; I’ve never been good with meeting others either. 

MILO

(under his breath)

Maybe it’s cause you look like a clown who lost his wig.

BAILEY

(Pleading to MILO)

I know you’re itching to go home, but this won’t take too long, please be patient.

(MILO pulls a sketchbook and starts doodling at the table.) BAILEY pulls her computer out of her backpack after they are all seated. As she opens the computer, the plant centered in the middle of the table is knocked over, rolling onto the floor. 

BAILEY

Ah clumsy me.

In an attempt to pick it up, BAILEY crushes the plant with her foot. She winces as she hears the noise.

VINCENT

No need for that Bailey, they’ll simply dispose of it and place a new plant there.

BAILEY

Still a shame, it looked newly potted.

VINCENT

Don’t worry about it, things are always coming and going in this life.

BAILEY

That’s true…

MILO’s stomach growls loudly.

VINCENT

Why don’t I get us something to eat?

BAILEY

I’m ok, but it sounds like Milo has a monster in his tummy that can’t wait.

MILO flushes, embarrassed.

MILO

Ugh Mama!

BAILEY rummages through her bag, pulling out a bunch of change and a few dollars.

VINCENT

Put your money away Bailey, it’s on me.

BAILEY

It’s ok really, I can’t make you pay for everything.

VINCENT

I insist.

VINCENT walks over to get into line. MILO watches him with untrusting squinty eyes.

Int. School Book Fair. Night 

MILO and BAILEY walking around trying to find him a book. 

BAILEY

Look it’s a new one of your favorite texture books, never touch a…seahorse!

MILO

(groaning)

Mama I haven’t read those books since I was 5!

BAILEY

Oh hush I know you still read them sometimes– and anyway we don’t have all night to pick a book, I’m only trying to help you.

MILO 

I know Mama but can I maybe go look around by myself please? 

BAILEY 

I don’t know Milo, just because we’re in school doesn’t mean necessarily mean it’s safe… 

MILO 

Come on Mama! I’m 7 now I’m all grown and stuff, and if anyone tries anything I’ll show them what I’m made of! 

MILO throws his leg in the air, imitating ninja-like kicks. 

BAILEY 

(laughing) 

Alright, I trust you, just don’t go too far. 

MILO wanders around, weaving in and out of the several bookshelf sections. He stops, mesmerized by a legal thriller book on display with an intricate flashy cover. He continues down this aisle before seeing his mother’s book on display. 

MILO 

MAMA! Come quick! Hurry! 

BAILEY rushes over to the scene frantically, dropping the books in her hands. 

BAILEY 

What’s wrong? Are you ok Milo? Did something happen? 

CLOSE UP 

MILO pulls the book down from in front of his face. 

MILO 

Mama look! It’s your book! 

 

BAILEY squats down next to Milo, ruffling his hair with her hand. 

BAILEY 

(light laugh) 

Right you are Milo…things are looking up for us.

MILO throws himself into BAILEY’S arms and they share a big hug. 

BAILEY 

Tell you what my little artist, when we get our own house you can let your creativity run wild. 

MILO

Yayyy!

MILO 

Can you read me your book I wanna hear about your cool book Mama. 

BAILEY 

Well this book is bit longer than your other books.

MILO

But it’s yours Mama I really want to listen…pleaseeee.

BAILEY

Alright, alright, I’ll read a few pages…This is about a little boy who lives in a faraway land of magic.

BAILEY turns to the first page with the title, ‘To Prey Upon a Wishing Star’ and credits and notices the book lists only one name, ‘Vincent Thorne’. She turns back to the cover. No sign of her name still. 

MILO 

What’s wrong? 

BAILEY 

(trance-like) 

He didn’t credit me… 

MILO 

That stupid guy did a bad thing after all! 

BAILEY 

(scolding) 

Milo, I told you about using that word before. 

MILO 

Sorry mama, I’m just so angry– I knew he was a bad guy! 

MUSIC UP: Cage The Elephant, “Cigarette Daydreams” 

BAILEY 

(mumbling) 

This is surely a mistake, or maybe this one just printed wrong!  

BAILEY searches through the shelves. She tears book after book from the shelves until she is surrounded in a sea of books. Her face drops as she realizes this was not a mistake. 

BAILEY 

Oh who are you fooling BAILEY, you’ve been played, it’s obvious. How could this have happened? This is all so wrong. 

MUSIC DOWN 


Saileana Perterkin is 16 and lives in Roxborough-Manayunk. She is often found practicing  guitar or playing with one of her three younger brothers. Writing has always been a hobby of hers, alongside drawing my characters.