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Meet the Rosemont Writer’s Retreat
Faculty

By Carla Spataro

 Philadelphia Stories is proud to announce its participation in the first annual Rosemont Writer’s Retreat. This intensive weeklong workshop promises to be an inspiring event for writer’s of all levels.

We thought that it might be fun to ask this year’s faculty a few questions. Usually, interviewers ask authors about craft and process, and that’s all very interesting, but we decided to borrow a few of those now infamous questions from James Lipton and Bernard Pivot (all inspired by Marcel Proust).

Below is a sampling of the responses we received from our faculty (see complete biographies on www.rosemont.edu).

 

Tom CoyneTom Coyne, Creative Non-Fiction

Who is your favorite fictional character?
Godot. Just in case

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Philanthropist. Or middle-reliever for the Phillies--work a few hours a week, get great seats.

Who would you like to see on a new banknote?
Mike Nutter. I love this guy! This city has somehow survived without proper leadership, imagine what's possible now.

What is your favorite virtue?
Sticktoitiveness. Straight from the New Millenium Webster. That word should be a choice on the SAT, and anyone who picks it shouldn't be allowed to go to college.

 

Elizabeth Abrams-MorleyElizabeth Abrams-Morley , Poetry

Who are your favorite fictional characters?
I always liked the brave girls, the feisty women who bend rules--Shaw's Eliza Doolittle, Alcott's Jo March. I'm still attracted to those characters in contemporary fiction. My first favorite character ever was Charlotte from Charlotte's Web. She's still a hero of mine, considering the way White describes her as a "true friend and a good writer."

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I've been a family therapist, a mom, a caretaker to elderly relatives and am now a writer and teacher. If I'd been any good at science, I would have loved to be a vet or an oceanographer, or maybe a National Parks ranger.

 

Gregory FrostGregory Frost, Fiction

Who is your favorite fictional character(s)?
In no particular order (but you will see the pattern, I'm sure): John Dortmunder from Donald Westlake's long-running series of "Dortmunder" novels (The Hot Rock, et al); Yossarian from Catch-22; Nick and Nora Charles, from The Thin Man; Odysseus, from The Odyssey; Lyra Belacqua, from The Golden Compass and, currently, Leodora from my novel Shadowbridge (but I tend to fall in love with my female protagonists).

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I would like to write and maybe illustrate comic books. That's what I wanted to do growing up, anyway. Scuba diving (I have the license, just never the opportunity), but I'm not sure that's a profession unless you're Lloyd Bridges. Lighthouse keeper. Forest Ranger (but only if I get to live in one of those way high towers).

Who would you like to see on a new banknote?
Larry Craig on the $3 dollar bill; Rush Limbaugh on a 500-pound note.

What are your favorite virtues?
Are we talking about a virtue I possess? If so, I fear I lean much more toward Mordred as he sings in Camelot: "Those seven deadly virtues, those ghastly little traps, oh no, my liege, they were not meant for me..." If I'm supposed to pick from the seven listed in the Psychomachia, I would select diligence, because I think no writer can get anywhere without it. Diligence is the succinct way of saying, "Butt in chair." I would like to develop the virtue of patience, but I fear the sand is running the other way on that one as I get older.

Janice Wilson StridickJanice Wilson Stridick , Yoga

Who are your favorite fictional characters?
Recently, my favorite fictional character was Jamila in Hanif Kureishi’s Buddha of Suburbia, though past faves have included a wide range from Stuart Little to Scout (Harper Lee’s) and Gabriel Garcia Marquez’ amazing Úrsula Iguarán from 100 Years of Solitude.

What is your favorite virtue?
My favorite virtue is grace, in all of its many meanings.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
If not a writer, I’d be a painter.

Who would you like to see on a new banknote?
Hillary on the banknote.

Anne KaierAnne Kaier, Poetry

Who is your favorite fictional character(s)?
I like children in fiction, such as Pearl, the wild child in The Scarlet Letter and Maggie Tulliver in George Eliot's The Mill on the Floss. When she's a child, Maggie drives nails into the torso of her doll, called Fetish, any time she something goes badly wrong in her young life.

Who would you like to see on a new banknote? 
Elvis

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Actually, I really love this one. I spent years in corporate life, so I know how lucky I am to be a teacher. 

What is your favorite virtue?
I'm partial to the Seven Deadly Sins, actually, though I don't have much chance to practice them. Selfishness can be a virtue, too, especially for creative people. Witness the great artist Lucian Freud, whose etchings (yes) I just saw at MoMA. He says this work is based on sensuality and selfishness. He has many children by many women and yet lives for his art, not his families. If I had to pick a real virtue, I'd choose compassion. 

 

Charles HoldeferCharles Holdefer , Fiction

Who would you like to see on a new banknote? 
A moose, a grizzly, the Brooklyn or Golden Gate Bridge--something suggesting purple mountains' majesty or the Golden Door and all that. Enough presidents and statesmen already.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I think it would be fun to run a bookstore which stocked only books I'd read and liked and could personally recommend.

What is your favorite virtue?
Moments when somebody realizes that being right isn't enough, and then acts on it.

 

Catherine StineCatherine Stine , Young Adult Fiction

Who is your favorite fictional character(s)?
Bone, the working class boy, who finds redemption through a very unlikely Rasta burnout in Rule of the Bone by Russell Banks is one of the most unadulterated YA/crossover voices I've read.

Who would you like to see on a new banknote? 
The Mad Hatter, one of the most charismatic children's book characters, with his top hat and monocle, would be perfect on a banknote. He is emblematic of the fast pace of Wonderland, and America with his "I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!"

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I am a painter as well as a writer so I rue the lack of time for both. But I often think it would have been fascinating to be an analyst, for isn't that what writers do best anyway? Observe and analyze deep yet flawed characters.

What is your favorite virtue?
Inspired vision is my favorite virtue. You can have all the experience and expertise in the world, but if you don't have vision, it counts for little.

 

Margie StrosserMargie Strosser, Screenwriting

Who is your favorite fictional character?
Tony Soprano because he is so far from knowing himself and so powerful.

Who would you like to see on a new banknote? 
Martin McDonough

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Acting, midwifery, interior decorating.

What is your favorite virtue?
The theological virtues -- love, hope, faith.

 

Liz Corcoran , Fiction

Who are your favorite fictional characters?
Lately, I've been smitten with Francis Abernathy from Donna Tartt's The Secret History and I've had an ongoing obsession with Severus Snape from Harry Potter. But if I had to pick a favorite, it would be Charles Carter from Carter Beats the Devil by Glen David Gold. He's this amazingly sympathetic combination of deep insecurity and absolute bravado. And it doesn't hurt that I have a magician fetish....which reminds me, I quite like the sock monkey narrator in Penn Jilette's Sock, as well. 

 What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I would very much love to be a pastry chef. Unfortunately, I don't have a precise bone in my body and I have a suspicion that all of my cakes would fail to rise or rise too much or taste like salt because I can't be bothered with keeping track of things like tbsps and tsps and whatnot. I've also always wanted to work outdoors with flowers. Then again, I wouldn't pass up being a rock star either.

 Who would you like to see on a new banknote?
Revolutionary War General Nathanael Greene. He's been one of my heroes since I was in the fifth grade. I have always admired how he went against his Quaker upbringing to join the Continental Army and it was an early lesson for me on the importance of being your own person and standing up for what you believe in. He didn't actually win any battles for the Americans, but his guerilla tactics against the Redcoats contributed to our ultimate victory a lot more than he gets credit for.

 What is your favorite virtue?
I had to listen to Roddy MacDowell singing "The Seven Deadly Virtues" from Camelot just to remember what they were! I think it's a tie between Courage and Diligence -- Two things that are essential to building a successful, and fulfilling, career as a writer. 

 

Curtis SmithCurtis Smith

Who is your favorite fictional character?
George Bailey.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Landscaper

Who would you like to see on a new banknote?
Ida Tarbell

What is your favorite virtue?
A long memory.

Elise JuskaElise Juska

Who is your favorite fictional character?
Quoyle in Annie Proulx's The Shipping News.

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Flutist and/or Jeopardy! Clue writer.

What is your favorite virtue?
Compassion

 

Carla Spataro is the fiction editor/co-publisher of Philadelphia Stories and the program director of the Rosemont Writers' Retreat. For more information about the retreat, or to register online, please visit www.rosemont.edu/writers or email rwr@rosemont.edu.

 

Rosemont Writer's Retreat

June 8-14, 2008

For more information about the retreat, or to register online, please visit www.rosemont.edu/writers
or
email rwr@rosemont.edu.

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